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The scientific creationist said,

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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

...and then it dawned on him. Literally.

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Gravity: Doesn't exist.

QUOTE (psammead @ February 04, 2008 03:50 pm)

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Gravity: Doesn't exist.

Levity ensues.

In that one, the person goes on to say that we are weighed down by sin, not gravity and the heavier something is, the more sin it has. Clearly, elephants and whales need to REPENT!

Fundies really are obsessed with rape

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There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. [my bold]

This will be a relief to the Archbishop of Canterbury

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Do not tell me about the Church of England because you know they are freemasons, that is why God has allowed them to be gay.

90% of those read like troll posts, although I'm sure they're not. And then I'm terrified.

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["When you or your family members go to the doctor, do you get antibiotics developed to treat drug-resistant bacteria, or do you insist that because evolution doesn't exist you should be just fine with the drugs from twenty years ago?"]

Frankly, I would never take an antibiotic; there are far safer and more effective treatments, but all that aside, nothing that you mention above has the sligh-*test*-('") connection to evolution. You are propagandising by attempting to mix evolutionism with biochemistry.

Wow. The one about the woman debating telling her doctor to postpone her surgery because she thinks the Rapture is coming was pretty scary too.

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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

I honestly LOLed at this one.

I call shenanigans on most of those. Most are really, really theologically incorrect (though that normally doesn't stop people), and were probably written by trolls.

Hm. Some of them yes, some no. The thermodynamics one is an actual argument I've heard from people with some science background but (apparently) not enough. Schröedinger, the quantum cat guy, was worried about evolution and thermodynamics not being in agreement, but he resolved the issue.

Hee, I want to be part of the Atheist Household:

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ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

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...the la-*test*-('") research indicates that [atheists] are actually a different sect of Muslim.

Now I'm picturing this as a headline in New Scientist.

OTOH, this sig of one of the (non-fundy) posters in one of the linked forums is made of win:

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Pascal's Wagar:
Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."

The Devil made me double post.

The lolcat Bible has an entire page with proofs for the existance of Ceiling Cat. They're pretty great.

NPR Super Tuesday coverage.

Has a great interactive map!

If you are in the US, don't forget to vote tomorrow! (Then go get some Mardi Gras beads and some King cake)

QUOTE (bookworm @ February 04, 2008 06:55 pm)

NPR Super Tuesday coverage.

Has a great interactive map!

If you are in the US, don't forget to vote tomorrow! (Then go get some Mardi Gras beads and some King cake)

That is kinda neat.

Ours aren't until late May, though, so all I'm doing tomorrow is watching the political fireworks...