From a friend on LJ:
Are these wack jobs for real? Please God, don't let them be for real.ETA: If it's a parody, it's been going on
since at least 1995.
That's kind of terrifying, but also kind of the best thing ever. You keep reading, and it just keeps getting better and better! Liberace's wedding! "I don't blame the guns"! "Whacko the Clown"!!!
Afterlife John Lennon is dead to me.
Grrr. I got up to Question 102 on the
Impossible Quiz. Then I had to give up and go to bed. Dammit. I have to finish it now!
That quiz is infuriatingly awesome.
Warning for those with exams, lots of work, or all round busyness: do not start playing
this game, as it is crazy addictive.
| QUOTE (Smiling Politely @ December 11, 2007 02:54 am) |
| Warning for those with exams, lots of work, or all round busyness: do not start playing this game, as it is crazy addictive. |
I have spent a good chunk of this morning playing that game and getting nothing done.
I have speeches to grade and lots of other crap to do, but there I am....
| QUOTE (Smiling Politely @ December 11, 2007 02:54 am) |
| Warning for those with exams, lots of work, or all round busyness: do not start playing this game, as it is crazy addictive. |
That is very evil of you.
| QUOTE (Smiling Politely @ December 11, 2007 03:54 am) |
| Warning for those with exams, lots of work, or all round busyness: do not start playing this game, as it is crazy addictive. |
You are an evil, evil, evil person.
Evil. Evil evil evil.
(Fun, though.)
The game is very addictive but I don't know how to play it. I got to a bonus level just by randomly dropping similar numbers. I'm confused. Any help?
People are having an awful lot of fun reviewing
biros on Amazon UK. Sample quotes:
| QUOTE |
| I am clearly someone who takes order seriously, and I do not skimp when it comes to the tools that stave off the ever-encroaching entropy of the universe. And I can conclusively declare that these pens are the PERFECT (the ***PERFECT***) thing to use for spooling cooked linguini for storage purposes. |
| QUOTE |
| In all respects it is a fine pen. As a weapon, however, it is seriously lacking. When confronted with a sword, the sword was, once again, the clear winner. |
Across the pond, it appears that
Tuscan milk is the most inspirational product. 967 reviews?
Seriously?
I like the reviews, but
damn Amazon sells some weird stuff.
Uranium ore. Really! It's for -*test*-('")ing Geiger counters. You can even get it bundled with a Futurama DVD.
UFO detector. (How do they know it's working right?)
Wolf urine lure.| QUOTE (polarbear @ December 12, 2007 11:34 am) |
| Across the pond, it appears that Tuscan milk is the most inspirational product. 967 reviews? Seriously? |
| QUOTE |
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately dairy-house decree... |
I think it started off with a couple of reviews being awesome, and then everyone else joined in. I remember an early one involved a picture of Tusken raiders. (Read them
in order of helpfulness for greater effect.)